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      <image:title>High Preist Conspira-tee.  This conspiracy refers to the July 2024 assassination attempt, where supporters linked Trump’s right-ear injury to biblical rituals for  ordaining High Priests. WTF Series...</image:title>
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      <image:title>Hero Conspira-tee. “Whenever the people need a hero we shall supply him.” Albert Pike. Are heroes and leaders created by a hidden elite, and presented to the public to achieve specific goals?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Upside down food pyramid Conspira-tee. An &quot;[inverted] food pyramid&quot; championed by RFK Jr. to prioritize protein, healthy fats, and dairy while downplaying processed foods...</image:title>
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      <image:title>Down The Rabbit Hole Conspira-tee. Alice follows the rabbit down the hole to Wonderland where the rules of reality do not apply. The phrase is used today to describe hours researching a topic online.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Gilgamesh Conspira-tee. Were they after Demigod DNA, or was it a raid of his tomb for ancient secrets/tech, or were there really weapons of mass destruction?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Celebrity Cloning Conspira-tee. This one is delicious. 😋</image:title>
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      <image:title>Q Conspira-tee. Q claims to be a high ranking government insider often citing “Q clearance” with top secret info regarding a “deep state” battle. Is Q preparing people for “The Storm?”</image:title>
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      <image:title>Pair-a-dice lost Conspira-tee. Why do cruises stop at Epstein Island?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Celebrity Cloning Conspira-tee. Celebrity cloning is a theory that alleges famous individuals are secretly replaced by clones when they die or go against established narratives.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Honey Pot 🍯 Conspira-tee. What if Hugh Hefner was CIA? He invites over celeb/politician, offers them something younger, offers them a safe space to do it in, tapes encounter, sends it to CIA…</image:title>
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      <image:title>Central Casting Conspira-tee. Allegations that Biden was &quot;computer-generated&quot; or acting with a mask, have circulated online since 2021.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Seal of Solomon emoji Conspira-tee. The story goes that King Solomon trapped 72 demons in these seals/sigils, and used them to build his kingdom. Apparently each seal has a corresponding emoji.</image:title>
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      <image:title>T-Rex/Dragon Conspira-tee. Maybe 🤔 😉</image:title>
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      <image:title>Carrey Conspira-tee. Who was that masked man???</image:title>
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      <image:title>Central Casting Conspira-tee. Did the Beatles use stand ins for various reasons?</image:title>
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      <image:title>True Republic Under Military Control Conspira-tee. Is it the Military that’s really in control? What is their objective? Is Trump just a figure head?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Central Casting Conspira-tee. Do Presidents, Generals, and other elites use central casting for stand ins? Are crisis actors real?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Surveillance State Conspira-tee. The US currently has about 1 camera for every 4 to 5 people while China has 1 camera for every 2 people. Who’s winning???</image:title>
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      <image:title>Carrey Conspira-tee. Who was that masked man???</image:title>
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      <image:title>How Conspira-tee. To see if they were offspring of Nephilim, from the Bible, Indians would ask How…as in how many fingers? Nephilim offspring were known for having 6 fingers.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Conspira-tie Conspira-tee</image:title>
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      <image:title>Maui Wildfires Conspira-tee.  Were the 2023 Maui wildfires ignited by directed energy weapons to facilitate a land grab and build smart cities? Why were houses with blue roofs spared? Owned by elites?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Conspiracy Conspira-tee. A group of lemurs is most commonly called a conspiracy. This unique collective noun refers to their social intelligence and cooperative behavior when outsmarting predators.</image:title>
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      <image:title>The FAT Signal Conspira-tie. A shameless plug for an endorsement.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Swimming In The Kool Aid Conspira-tee.  Swimming in the Kool-Aid&quot; means blindly following an ideology, leader, or corporate culture, without question.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Conspiracy Conspira-tee. A group of lemurs is most commonly called a conspiracy. This unique collective noun refers to their social intelligence and cooperative behavior when outsmarting predators.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Bigfoot. “Hi I’m Tom,” Conspira-tee. Bigfoot is described as a massive, bipedal ape standing 6 to 10 feet tall, covered in thick hair, and roaming the remote forests of the US Pacific Northwest.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Birds are Drones Conspira-tee. This one is a parody designed to fight misinformation with satire, mocking real, dangerous conspiracy theories by creating a more absurd one.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Fake moon landing Conspira-tee. Holy Hollywood Hoax! Did the US government hire Stanley Kubrick to fake a lunar landing on a top-secret desert soundstage to win the Space Race against the Soviets?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Get Your Popcorn Ready Conspira-tee. This phrase is heavily associated with &quot;Q,&quot; the anonymous author who posted clues on 4chan/8chan, leading followers to believe that a curated &quot;show&quot; was unfolding...</image:title>
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      <image:title>Meet Tom Conspira-tee. Now that’s an Endorsement!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Meet Tom Conspira-tee. Now that’s an Endorsement!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Kek Conspira-tee. Pepe at one point in time was the face of conspiracy memes on 4 chan and 8 chan. Kek is netspeak for lol. Mocking your enemy.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Monkey, Alien, Baby Conspira-tee. This one challenges Darwinism as well as suggesting that fallen angels mated with pre-humans to create Nephilim babies. Wow!!! That’s a mouthful.</image:title>
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